Brenda "Peachez" Jackson X-Box Scandal!!!

Everyone's favorite LaCrosstitute, Brenda Jackson [pic-related] was recently arrested for BEATING THE BAA-JEEZUS out of a man she claims stole her X-box.

Now, I know what you're thinking.  "but Juicy, hookers be stillin' x-boxezes all the time, why is this news?"

And to that Juicy says - Au Contrair!  This is no ordinary hooker.  This is PEACHEZ.  She's kind of a big deal.  A local celebrity if you will.  Known not only to turn a trick but also to spit that fire and bust out some dance moves that would make even Beyonce' blush.

 

In case you haven't been fortunate enough to witness her mad skillz 4 urselzes dear readers, here is a sample from the YewTubez:

 

 

And here's some MOAR:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHHzjV1hTf8

 

Poor girl.  We hope ur charges get resolved and you're back to popin' and lockin' all the way down Rose St. in no time.  #PRAY4PEACHEZ!

~Juicy